Hey kids, Do you like memes? How about other assorted strange and funny shit that if you're parents saw it would throw your sick, depraved, psychotic ass in an institution? Or do you just fucking love cats and sick ass landscapes? If you answered yes to any of the above questions then step on down, otherwise go fuck yourself. (*Disclaimer*: sometimes gets drunk and emotional while blogging so don't mind my crazy shit)
  • valvala:

    im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

    (Source: mysteryho, via greatfatsby)

  • brbjellyfishing:

    babe can i show you my d*ck 



    (via kweenofslayying)

  • bace-jeleren:


    Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.

    This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.

    (via hypotenose)

  • gatomaracuja:


    things to say during sex

    • hey wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    • well well well, someones looking desperate!
    • man its been so long since ive inhabited a body!
    • [slaps self] WOO [slaps self again] WOO! haha
    • pain is hilarious!
    • boy these arms are durable
    • Release The Kraken

    (via kweenofslayying)